Joyce if you’re up there listening
And I’m almost sure that you can
Though you’re not with us today
We’d just like to say
Happy memories of you will live on!
From the young girl who long ago joined us
When at golf you were just a beginner
Through the good golfing years
To the pinnacle of your career
The Aberfeldy Overall Winner!
It was always a pleasure to play with you
Of that there is no denying
But when the golf was quite dire
Or the course was a mire
Beware of the clubs that went flying!
With Myra you’d plan Ladies Opens
With the wee yellow book for that year
Though the plan seemed alright
You had to do it again the next night
Having been sidetracked with the wine and the beer!
On our bus trips to outings or Grangemouth
The singsong coming back was just fine
But from you came no sound
Cos you’d usually be found
At the back with Drambuie or wine!